edition #1: greener pastures. printed 10/28/2025
edition #2: printed 11/7/2025
edition #3: most men suck. printed 11/17/2025
edition #4: an agnostic walks into a bar. printed 01/29/2026
edition #5: chiikawa. printed 01/29/2026
edition #6: ibuprofen. printed 01/29/2026